适合发朋友圈的搞笑句子

小编整理一些搞笑的句子，希望能带给你欢笑，微微一下，苦恼全消。

1、“特别能吃苦”这5个字，我想了想，我做到了前4个……

"Can endure hardship" these 5 words, I thought to think, I achieved the first 4...

2、听说人丑就要多读书，难怪我妈从小就说我不是读书的料。

I heard that ugly people read more books, no wonder my mother said since childhood that I am not reading material.

3、世界上没有无缘无故的爱，也没有无缘无故的恨，却TM偏偏有无缘无故的胖！

There is no love without reason or hatred in the world, but TM is fat without reason!

4、电视到最后男女主角结婚了就大结局了，这说明啥?只要一结婚，后面就没戏了。

TV to the end of the lead actor and actress married on the finale, what does this show? As soon as you get married, you're done.

5、我们每个人都是梦想家，当梦走了，就只剩想家了。

Every one of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, there is only homesickness left.